daddy dearest why are you in the bathroom while boyfriend is taking a shower

Cortex looks down upon crash's grave and reads the text engraved on the stone;

Final words:

"Whoah!"

Cortex holds back another tear as he leaves a wumpa fruit next next to the grave and walks away

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It's pretty annoying how you can't see your mouse cursor and when you accidentally drag your mouse off the screen, by the time you realize what happ- oops, too late! your fucking dead.

Super super cool! The flapping game is really satisfying and so is the... apple? I dunno ;-;

it's a good game but really frikin hard

how can penguins be racist if they're black and white

this is what happens when you accidentally stop your pikachu from evolving

JIMMY!