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[Hero : 60 second - Box]

This game is hard, stressful, buggy, and just not very fun to play. The enemies have a huge unfair advantage and killing them just makes it harder and the only way to win is to stop their bullets with your own or do the painstakingly long task of repeatedly killing them until you can drag the buggy boxes all the way there, and theres RNG

edit: beat it, but only because the enemy got stuck on the box for a little while giving me enough time to drag the second box there

[Slasher [PROTOTYPE]]

Really good game but I wasted my entire budget on underwear thinking she'd still follow but.. nope :(

[shootemall2beta]

Pilot: "Okay sir, I shot all the ships"

Sir: "Okay, let me see the photos"

Pilot: "Ohhhh, whoops.."

[TOTALLY NORMAL GARDENING SIMULATOR]

This game makes me lose faith in society

[MTK FIGHTER]

Solid amount of effort put into this game. I'm not really a mortal kombat fan so I'm not really sure how to compare it but okay game... It's just, hard..

[JumpingBoy67]

The animation and style is very appealing but the platform collision and movement is somewhat wonky.

[A S T E R O I D S 01-19-20-5-18-15-09-04-19]

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[Space Dodge]

Starblast.io on a budget, cool

[Luigi's Mansion Pinball]

My boi loogi over here just 'tryna catch some ghosts who ate 'is friends and you gotta HIT 'IM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT DARN PINBALL

larrynachos responds:

This is probably my favorite review ever lol thx

[Patryk Flyer]

POV: You've been ejected